Stage 5 Clinger Still Clings

So a week or so ago, I wrote a post about this stage 5 clinger I met at the gym. I told a couple of people at work about it to make sure I wasn't crazy and they've all basically laughed their pants off. Especially after I told them I've saved his number in the phone as Gym Stalker T. But they are in agreement that it's an absurd story and that I should speak to management if he continues to stage 5 cling. So I haven't wanted to write much more about this yahoo because it's just not worth my time but the fact is he's been texting me non stop since our encounter at the gym. I've ignored all the texts and do my best to avoid him at the gym. I've even gone so far as to put on my "f-off" face when I'm working out now. I only save that face for the nightclubs so I've really been stepping it up. ;) This was then followed up with a text that read "Hey, saw you at the gym today. You didn't look happy. Something happen at work?" LOLOL. So now I've got him avoiding me at the gym but still sending me a follow up message about it. I can't believe how ridiculous this has become. So I always ask my coworker that sits next to me if I should just send back a nasty message and end this BS but he says no. He says if I respond with anything, this guy will only get what he wants, attention. Today, however, that same coworker sent me this as inspiration for my last sms to gym stalker. I got a kick out of it so decided to share.